July 25: business shower
An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.
"Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"
Showing posts with label urban word of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label urban word of the day. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
word of the day
January 30: bedgasm
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
word of the day
january 20: obama day
is the act of taking a day off school, work or other meetings to watch obama related events or to see obama related rallies, specificly the inauguration.
are you going to be in school on jan 20th? no i am taking an obama day.
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